Privacy policy

Dream Stork's Privacy Policy: 

I wish the United States was the United States and not the Soviet United Nations even though foreigners can be helpful sometimes. And with the very powerful lying and getting a majority of people to follow them.  I hope we can all stay alive.

My intentions are honorable and good, But computers are not my primary occupation. We need an online Fort Knox.

We need good people to set up a safe computer systems.  This would have to be really cutting edge. Do we need the government to supply these contract jobs and full time jobs?  How to keep crooks out?  How to keep foreign governments out? How to keep rich out??

I am certainly not into giving out information.  But that might not stop people from getting it, as you know.

I am fairly security conscious.  I also thinking about storing peoples information off line. Who do we have to look out for here.

I hope this site  will develop to where this is more than a site you just visit. 

 

They say it is a legal requirement for me to say what is below.  And I hope I don't make some one in power angry, if something is missing. The jokes are not that good so I would skip it.

That spirit issues that judgment is mine all the way around.

I am pretty sure this is written to waste your time and mine. We need to find a better way.  And they say I am required by law to do so.  So the world is safer because we have to hit that accept cookies pop up all the time.  

What is written below is somebody else’s privacy policy that I copied by computer-as-typewriter. As they don’t like cut and paste, so I typed it with my slightly crippled hand. Omitting some things and adding a few comments.

We do not, and will not, sell any of your personal data to any third party - Including your name, address, email address or credit card information. We want to earn and maintain your trust, and we believe this is absolutely essential in order to do that. What is essential to do that?

We do however share your data with the following categories of companies as an essential part of being able to provide our services to you, as set our in this statement:

Companies that do things like get your purchases for you, such as e-commerce providers like Shopify, payment service providers like Amazon Pay, PayPal, and Shopify payments (which I believe is Stripe.) Warehouses, order packers, and delivery companies.  

This now goes into what payment providers do.  So you might read them. It mentioned law enforcement (we sincerely hope that is who.)

Companies approved by you, such as social media sites (if you chose to link your account with us).    

I don’t provide any information like aggregated analytics or anonymized information on  my customers.  I only wonder if it occurs.  I have never used any thing like Google Analytics but may someday do so.

You have the opportunity to create a personal shopping account with Dream Stork which allows you to shop faster and easier. Using a user name and a password of your choice, you may access your account anytime to add, delete of change information.  In creating your account, you allow Dream Stork to to store your telephone number, payment card information, and shippind and billing addresses.  If you chose to include such additional information then you are also allowing Dream Stork to store such information until such time you elect to change of delete it.  Each of these options is for your convenience only.  If you ever use a public computer to visit the “My Account” section of our website we strongly encourage you to log out at the conclusion of you session.

Shopping through this website, you will be able to purchase Dream Stork videos and maybe other products.  We ask for information such as you name, billing address, telephone number, email address, telephone number and payment card information in order to process your purchase, confirm you order and ship the items to you.  If you elect to be added to Dream Storks email list we may communicate with you about our products, services and promotions.

Cookie policy: Like most web sites, we use automatic data collection technology when you visit our site to record information that identifies your computer, to track your use of our site. I do not personally know or collect any of the mechanical information.

And making us all do blah, blah blah and clicking is not helping much.